Anyone Out There Forward Chain Letters?

Thought I'd contribute to the problem and forward this chain letter....



Hello, my name is Don. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f??king chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead and an ear growing on her butt will be able to raise enough money to sh?t?



Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you?



Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking person in the magazine! What a load of crap.



Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 A.D. and sent to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.



F??k em!



Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, do us all a favor and delete it.



If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.



Oh, by the way, to all the idiots out there...



NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -

NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY - YET!!!!!!.



Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Anyone Out There Forward Chain Letters?
It's not often I give stars.... but I'm totally hearing you.... gonna forward this for sure !!
Reply:Hey man! You seem to be completely out of your mind with anger!!! What's wrong if you do forward these letters? If you doont feel like reading them just dont! Certainly no single company can track a mail but multiple companies coming together can!!! And what the b***** h*** is ur problem if someone out there really gives a cent to some poor woman you never knew for each mail you forward? How much time does it require to forward a mail and then delete it and forget all about it? I tried and it tool me only 60 sec!!! Better do that than waste your time slamming chain mails!!!
Reply:Okay, so that last line, a little intimidating...however, since I rank chain letters up there with computerphone ads....besides

why all the threats...? I see that crap and wonder why they are polluting my brainwaves...ewww...live by the sword, die by the sword~
Reply:Cool I want to see my underwear do that! haha :D
Reply:lovely
Reply:Yea i got one of those Microsoft hoaxes recently, saying if i forward it to enough people Bill gates will send me a check for $2500 or something, I emailed it back to the person who sent it to me saying "Bill gates doesn't even own Microsoft anymore so he can't afford to send everyone who sends an email a check, and you're a dumba$$ for believing this"
Reply:I cannot take credit for this, I read it somewhere (can't remember where) and copied it... it is what you should send in reply to those that send you a stupid chain letter:



There are times when the forces of Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt conspire to coerce good people to aid the propagation of certain letters of ambiguous benefit or misfortune. Such letters are conceived to frighten people into serving the ego of a Master Jerk. We cannot, as free men and women, allow such threats to bound our happiness.
Reply:Ha, I fricking love this thing. Kudos to you, man. =)
Reply:Hilarious!!!!

I'm so glad you wrote this! It's so true....I'm forwarding this right now.

OH! here's a star
Reply:Dont b so xcited.. shut down BOY!!
Reply:Perfect! I love it! I get dozens every week. Forward immediately to six million fools and your ship of fools will come in!!! Oh whatever!
Reply:wow..saddly i don't have 50 contacts..and i don't believe in chain letters!! HAH..i don't believe a leprechaun would appear in my house...my dogs are ferocious..and hungry for..some flesh!!