Why is the President Drinking Again?

March 13, 2007 --Our White House Press Corps sources report further disturbing news about President George W. Bush. Our sources have witnessed a clearly inebriated Bush approaching members of the press corps and making rude comments, including one particularly crude remark about First Lady Laura Bush. In that case, Bush, nodding toward Laura, called her a "c**t." While Bush's drinking is no secret to the White House press contingent, that particular comment was reportedly the worst they have heard uttered by Bush. Our sources also report that Laura Bush's stays at the White House are less frequent and that her overnight trips to the Mayflower Hotel often coincide with the president's drunken binges.



Note: Some of our female readers were shocked to see the "C" word in the above news item. This editor wants to make it clear that word was used by George W. Bush to denigrate his wife.

Why is the President Drinking Again?
Because.....



It's now well established that George W. Bush never showed up for National Guard duty for a period of approximately one year, possibly more, in 1972-1973. Despite all the talk about "honor and dignity," President Bush has apparently flushed his down the toilet. President Bush went AWOL!! Cheney himself also received 5 deferments! Both of these men are “Chicken Hawks.”

"Those of us who were in the military wonder how it is that someone who is supposedly serving on active duty...can miss a whole year of service without even explaining where it went,"

said [Senator John Kerry.

(Source)

Bush says he's released all his records...if that's true, then has anyone seen:

Any pages from Bush's flight log

Records from the Flight Inquiry Board convened after Bush was suspended as a pilot

Any evidence of Bush's reclassification into another AFSC after suspension as a pilot

Any photos of George Bush in a military uniform after 1972

Anything at all from any Alabama unit with Bush's name on it

Any copies of form 44a from the Alabama National Guard certifying attendance

Air Force Form 142 (Aviation Service Audit Worksheet)

Anything proving service (not just receipt of pay) by Bush between May 1972 and May 1973?



AWOL----absent for 30 days or less.

DESERTION-----absent for more than 30 days with evidence of no intent to return to duty.

Is he guilty of one or both? You can read the facts here and see clearly that he is.

This is not the story of a search for missing records. We have the pertinent records.

This is not a hunt for credible eyewitnesses and first hand statements. The officers involved have stepped forward. We have their testimony and we have the signed statements of those no longer living.

This is the story of how George Walker Bush walked away from a years duty while in the National Guard. And, this is the story of how he has thus far gotten away with it. He quoted...

“I continued flying with my unit for the next several years”...

That statement is an outright LIE, which means the person making it is a LIAR. Indeed this is George Bush. When, precisely, did Bush or his unit receive the Air Force Outstanding Unit Award? Yet he wore it on his uniform. Bush is what you call a “Chickenhawk.” %26amp; Deserter. What’s really disgusting about the man is how he can throw our soldiers lives away like it is no skin off his back. How he has lied to the American people about Saddam’s WMD...and how he has blundered his way through this meaningless war in Iraq. Here’s the story.. http://www.awolbush.com/
Reply:Do you have a citation? I doubt that Bush would do such a thing.
Reply:You forgot to site that Obama was seen leaving a crack house too.
Reply:It seems to me that you are reading stories that were made up by the Muslims. You will believe anything won't you?
Reply:lol. Until you can prove it to be a fact, you should stop posting this allegation.
Reply:Post a link please.. Cause I'm not buying it..
Reply:Winston Churchill was a great leader...and he drank scotch.



Bush should do the same.
Reply:"I would rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, then go driving with Kennedy."
Reply:you know what ?..even though you don't have a source or link...I find it totally believable.
Reply:OK,we all want the link to back your statement up.
Reply:If day in and day out you had to put up with the press %26amp; the not so loyal opostions mightit not drive you to drink? Granted you need thick skin for the job. I don't know why any person with inteligent would want the job. Maybe that is why we get individuals pushed in front of us that lack vision to create wealth in the world every 4 years. They also tend to be less conservative than JFK %26amp; MLK.



I would love to see the nation of individuals think out solutions with posible out comes and offer them up rather than just bad X. X is being used as a variable. Start thinking solution based not fault.
Reply:Either ways it goes, as a man like myself I would drink it up after everyone including my wife attacking me because of pass decision. We try to make things better but things happen either worst or better... that's life! Anyone who is a partner or either a husband or wife should always take the partner side of the battle that is true LOVE. Sometime, the bitter of words can be harsh during a divorce, that's is normal process of separation. He has the right to be rude during this hard times. We can pray for him to be forgiven and hope to get back with his wife. That will be a victory over his enemies. Anyone who try to separate the marriage will be judge by him(above all in Heaven) 7 times fold. No human judge(s) can concur over Jesus spoken words for/from our father in Heaven.
Reply:This joke came out around the time the Bush drinking rumors first began to circulate. It is just for laughs, but I think you'll enjoy it. I laugh every time I watch it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJnz-YzI...
Reply:Link,please. And not some left wing wacko site.
Reply:Ha----I doubt very seriously if this is true------but I'll tell you one thing----If i were in his shoes and had to endure the liberal news media and hollyweird----I'd turn into a raving drunkard or go postal.
Reply:yeah, I don't buy that either. And you know the press,,,never can tell just what is truth or not....
Reply:Are you an english major? Well written in a very official repoter-like vernacular. Link please. Source?
Reply:Oh Stop It!!!

Post the link and prove it.
Reply:Show me where you read this, I don't believe it. Why would the first lady go to a hotel when she has a very large mansion with lots of bedrooms (The White House?).
Reply:You are aware the Globe and the National Enquirer aren't news publications, right?
Reply:I don't believe any of this........please list a "credible" source
Reply:Wow, and your news source is... I can't believe someone hasn't printed this in a newspaper or on tv. I had to come to Y! Answers to find this out. Amazing. I hope your sources have some actual facts to back this up.

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Spreading like wildfire again? LOL! Someone else use to use that same language on here.



Spreading so fast I had to find it here and not on a credible news agency.
Reply:He needs something to wash down his crack hits with.

kick scooter